I am a tortoise.
Jan. 12th, 2008
Jun. 11th, 2007
Apr. 29th, 2007
12:54 pm
big ups to everyone who went to the show! thanks for gettin' into it.
Apr. 6th, 2007
Feb. 25th, 2007
11:30 pm - Samuel Pepys
Samuel Pepys, though I never want to stop saying your name, I do not want to write three pages of report about you.
pepys. PEEPS. pepys. peeps. peeps.
Pepys: Ah, thank you! This will make a lovely gift for my wife.
Me: Oh, a trifle, think nothing of it! When do we meet the king?
Pepys: After my TAINT operation at noon! I've got a terrible case of the stones, and must be in tip-top shape to see the KING.
Me: You and your stones!
Pepys: Yes, I urinate blood every day!
Me: At noon!
Together: Oh ho ho ho ho! Jollity!
Dec. 14th, 2006
Nov. 15th, 2006
08:39 pm
i did pretty well in my audition today. probably because i'm wearing my lucky not-underpants.
Oct. 12th, 2006
Oct. 1st, 2006
06:13 pm
Does anyone want Built to Spill tickets? for tomorrow? I can't go tomorrow so I have three.
Sep. 29th, 2006
01:02 pm - this isn't will hirst
I'M WILL HIRST AND I LIKE HAVING MY BUTT SMACKED!!!!
I ALSO LIKE TAKING POOPS. BIG POOPS.
AND UNICORNS.
Sep. 21st, 2006
Sep. 9th, 2006
Sep. 6th, 2006
10:55 pm
what if your pooper was so strong that you could climb up a pole with it by swallowing the bottom end of the pole and pooping it out, and then pooping yourself to the top
Aug. 30th, 2006
Aug. 25th, 2006
10:13 pm
| The passing of Will Hirst | |
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We are comforted in knowing Will passed doing the very thing that kept him the most alive--being in the mountains and laughing his great, great laugh amongst kindred spirits. Will is survived by his mother, brother, and three children. Our thoughts and prayers are with his family.
The family has announced that a memorial service will be held June 10 at a location in the San Francisco Bay Area. Further details will be available at www.bamru.org as they become known.
For more information, please contact the BAMRU PIO, Tom Grossman, at (925)922-3049.
Aug. 20th, 2006
08:04 pm - I AM WILL HIRST
I AM WILL HIRST
RAAAAAAAR
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